The uggboot equivalent of the Ben Cousins documentary

The trouble with surfing in Victoria is you’re pretty much surfing in Antarctica. Last week post surf blue feet Graham offered me $100 for my ugg boots. They cost $8 at Big W and I didn’t even buy them, I stole them from my sister who had worn them as a costume for a bogan party. I didn’t sell them to Graham.  I don’t regret my decision.

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