Graham’s car needs a clean. There’s pad thai from surfing last week. A pile of mail addressed to somebody called Gunasekara Gunasekara. Psuedoephedrine hydrochloride. Empty tube of Billabong suncream with Mick Fanning on the front. Sarsaparilla bottle. Coffee cups. Directions scrawled. A Mint Pattie wrapper. ‘Yep I’ve been known to eat the occassional Mint Pattie and I’m very partial to the Golden Rough.’ Three packets of golf tees. ‘You never know you might want an impromptu game of golf.’ A Dulux colour sample for a colour called Snuggle Pie. And crumbs from the Salt and Vinegar crisps I smashed after a surf two weeks ago.